Help find the cure to Doofusness!
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DR. DOOFUS
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The Story of Dr. Doofus
Don Doofus, D.M. (me)
Dr. Doofus wasn't like other kids. While others played with LEGOs, he was busy trying to drink pickle juice from a radiator pipe to "see what would happen". Against all odds, this doofus became a doctor.
He earned his MD in Doofusness, specializing in "Self-Induced Mishaps." His antics included:
- Snorting powdered jellybeans to test their absorbancy.
- Testing his CPR skills on mannequins... while blindfolded.
- That one time he microwaved his medical license (just to see if it would spark).
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The Dr. Doofus Lab is dedicated to curing s rare syndrome called Doofusness, a condition that causes people to make questionable life decisions. Symptoms include:
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Believing "YOLO applies to eating mystery leftovers.
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Getting stuck in revolving doors...repeatedly.
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Attempting parkour after two margaritas.
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Fortunately, Dr. Doofus is very familiar with Doofusness and was diagnosed as a young child. In fact, he loves experimenting on himself. From drinking infected test tube solutions to testing the side effects of "Extra Spicy Nacho Injections,", he's on the frontlines of science.
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